hello i am carter but you can also call me carter

kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

nya-kin:

me exercising

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kylie jenner looks bangin w and w/o makeup why r yall so salty ?

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Anonymous asked:

I really want to cook dinner for you then have hilarious conversations under candlelight then kiss you for hours.

nice

Anonymous asked:

How was your day?

I am eating cheddar popcorn so its a good day

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Anonymous asked:

i want u to force me to wear a maid outfit as i gag on your cock and beg for mercy

lizardslut:

IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

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Anonymous asked:

What do you look like?? Curious...

i literally have a tagged me im not answering this question again

Anonymous asked:

What's up bby how was your day??

it was good i got back from camping

Anonymous asked:

nothing would make me happier then eating ur ass